Eagle Eye: Awesome Movie, or Most Awesome Movie?

September 28, 2008

I love this movie the way I love Superman Returns: in spite of its flaws.

To be frank, this movie completely surprised me. I think I’m burned out on movies. I always expect them to be stupid. Usually they are, but not this time. Eagle Eye was just pure awesomeness. It was action packed, emotional without being unbelievable, and I really cared about the characters – even the ones that weren’t Shia LaBeouf. It was only vaguely political and didn’t have an agenda as far as I could tell, and reason behind the story was not, in my opinion at least, lame.

Spoilers ahead now.

The fact that I guessed who or what was making all the phone calls and controlling everything pretty early on didn’t make the movie unenjoyable at all. Obviously it was a computer, that was the only explanation there could be. Some random Julianne Moore character couldn’t be everywhere at once controlling traffic lights and random power lines in the middle of nowhere. I had moments where I thought of I, Robot, but only because that was another movie where a robot took over the world. I don’t really remember anything about that movie though, so I can’t make an accurate comparison. In both cases the plot had to do with the computer taking things too literally and deciding to take things into their own “hands.” I liked the way Eagle Eye did it because even though I knew it had to be a robot, I didn’t know how it had decided to take over. I thought the use of the Constitution was pretty clever. That last sentence makes me sound stupid unless you’ve seen the movie. Oh well.

Something else I was surprised by was how little strong language there was. I was assuming that since it was the same director and lead actor from Disturbia, which had tons of language, this would be the same way. I’m not saying I’m a wuss who can’t handle some bad words in a movie, but I don’t think it’s always necessary, and in Disturbia it was a little over the top for me, even given the circumstances of the movie (neighbor trying to kill people, etc.). Eagle Eye had some language but it was nothing extreme, and that was something I really appreciated about it. It still isn’t family friendly, but when you don’t have to deal with the F bomb being dropped every other sentence, it’s easier to get into the story.

Now we’re going to get to the one thing I didn’t like about this movie: the ending. It felt cheap to me. The story is chugging along, it’s this big culmination in the House chamber – Jerry’s running in in his policeman outfit, Rachel’s desperately trying to get her son out of there so he doesn’t blow up, the computer’s about to kill everyone… and then Jerry gets shot like three times in the chest when he stops the kid’s band from playing the last note that would set off the bomb that would kill the entire chain of command. The moment when Jerry stood on the table and started shooting his gun in the air, when I saw the look on his face which basically said “I know I’m going to die” – that was when I decided I loved this movie. I was completely surprised he got shot, and I thought for sure he was going to die. When he was lying on the floor and they showed that closeup of his face and his eyes closed? Okay, that was a death. And as much as I completely adore Shia LaBeouf, I genuinely think they should have killed him off. It would have shown the growth of his character over the course of the movie, that at some point Jerry started believing in something bigger than himself, that he wanted to finish what his dead twin brother started because he knew what was at stake. His sacrifice would have meant more if he had died. You know, in the movie. Obviously if this was a real and someone got shot doing what Jerry did at the end, it would be a really good thing if he lived. I’m just talking about what makes a good story, and personally, Eagle Eye would have packed a lot more punch if they’d killed off the hero in the end.

But he magically survived somehow. The ending felt to me like they sent the final cut off to the studio and the studio was like “this movie isn’t going to make enough money if Shia LaBeouf dies in the end. You have to change it so he lives.” So they were like, fine, and made that weird ending where Jerry shows up at Rachel’s house for her son’s birthday and they have a “moment.” Which came out of nowhere by the way because this movie wasn’t romantic at all. But whatever. I hope that when the DVD comes out there’s an alternate ending where he actually dies. Because the one in the movie did not seem real at all.

Even with the hackneyed ending, the movie was still really fantastic. Bravo, DJ Caruso and Shia LaBeouf. Here’s hoping Y: The Last Man will be even better.


First things first.

September 28, 2008

The Office premiered last week and it was fantastic. There is something about this show that I can’t shake or really seem to explain. I can’t think of another show that almost everyone I know actually watches. There’s something in it for everyone. I want to say “it’s so original,” except it’s based on a British version of the same thing, so that doesn’t seem right. But it’s still sort of true. There hasn’t been a show quite like this one on American television before. As far as I know, at least. The way they film it is brilliant, the humor is realistic and hilarious, and you just know that somewhere out there, there’s a real office dealing with their own ridiculous Michael Scott.

Anyway, spoilers ahead.

1. Jim and Pam got engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally! It makes me want to rewatch the whole show and enjoy their relationship all over again.
2. I really feel bad for Andy. Angela is a terrible person. But she’s really funny.
3. Dwight only had a few moments this episode but they were golden. “I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise.” And “I do not say hi. I DO NOT SAY HI PAM.”
4. I like Ryan much more when he’s not on his high horse. What is he going to do when Pam is back from wherever she went (which I still don’t understand… has she quit for good?)? I loved when Ryan was talking to Kelly and he’s like “I didn’t fully process 9/11.” The first thing I immediately thought of: “Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.” Which was from Arrested Development.
5. Pam’s new friend at school is totally an actor from Mad Men. Just thought I’d let you all know that.

Stay tuned for a post about Eagle Eye.


finding myself at a loss for words

September 25, 2008

Today when I got out of class I discovered that I had a flat tire. It kind of sucked. I called Ian (who is a saint) and he came and helped me but in the end we called the roadside assistance people (three and a half hours later) and they sent someone out. The spare tire is on there now and everything will be fine.

The only reason I’m telling this story is because something happened while we were waiting for the guy to get there. Out of nowhere, Austin (who’s in Massachusetts by the way) sent me this text: “I was praying and I could not get rid of the feeling that God wanted me to pray for you. I thought I would let you know that I am and I hope everything is going well.”

I cannot even begin to tell you how completely blown away I still am about this… I’ve always known it, but I’ve never experienced something so concrete that let me know that God is looking out for me. I am absolutely amazed.


I guess this is a “fall and winter forecast” kind of post

September 25, 2008

Music
September 30 – Ben Folds, “Way to Normal.”
October 14 – Keane, “Perfect Symmetry” and Copeland, “You Are My Sunshine”
October 28 – Snow Patrol, “A Hundred Million Suns” (!!!!)
November 4 – Fall Out Boy, “Folie A Deux” and Dido, “Safe Trip Home”

Look at all that. I don’t think I’m going to know what to do with all of it. I think I’m most excited about Snow Patrol, because I’m completely obsessed with them. And Dido! Man, I didn’t know she was even still making music, but I’m thrilled that she is. I love her.

Movies
Eagle Eye (9/26) – Clearly. I will see anything with Shia LaBeouf in it.
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (10/3) – It looks hilarious and adorable. And Michael Cera has a special place in my heart because of Arrested Development, so I’ll see (almost) anything with him in it. (I didn’t see Superbad.)
Blindness (10/3) – I’ve heard mixed things about this movie, but I’m reading the book and I want to see the movie after I’m done.
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (10/3) – I just watched the trailer and it looks kind of funny. I might see it.
City of Ember (10/10) – What? It looks cool.
Happy-Go-Lucky (10/10) – A British movie about happy British people. I’ll see it.
Synecdoche, New York (10/28) – The new Charlie Kaufman movie. Should be interesting.
Quantum of Solace (11/14) – Um… duh.
The Soloist (11/21) – This movie looks amazing. Go watch the trailer for it. Trust me. Robert Downey Jr. is having the best year of his career, it seems.
Twilight (11/21) – Just… don’t ask, okay. It’s just about Robert Pattinson for me. I don’t care about the plot.
The Road (11/26) – Based on Cormac McCarthy’s book.
The Brothers Bloom (12/19) – Katie, we will have to go see this together. Adrien Brody is in it.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (12/19) – YES PLEASE. The trailer looked brilliant.
Revolutionary Road (12/25) – I am planning on reading the book after I finish Blindness. But the truth is, I don’t care what it’s about, because the middle school girl in me will go see any movie that has Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio together. There are some things I can’t help being girly about.


Gratuitous Shia LaBeouf Picture

September 23, 2008

Eagle Eye comes out this weekend. Awesome.